Posted 9 months ago
Old women keep hitting on me at my place of work.

Old women keep hitting on me at my place of work.

Posted 9 months ago
My parents keep wondering whether I’m going to be able to manage four pieces of coursework due in on the same day.

My parents keep wondering whether I’m going to be able to manage four pieces of coursework due in on the same day.

Posted 9 months ago
And the internet has returned!

And the internet has returned!

Posted 9 months ago
Waking up with no hangover whatsoever.

Waking up with no hangover whatsoever.

Posted 9 months ago

This is the number one reason why I don’t babysit.

Posted 9 months ago
My preferred activity whenever anybody asks me to do anything.

My preferred activity whenever anybody asks me to do anything.

Posted 10 months ago
I’d love to see a horror movie where the grinning psychopath is given this charming piece of advice.

I’d love to see a horror movie where the grinning psychopath is given this charming piece of advice.

Posted 10 months ago
I do love a good evening in, watching horror movies in the dark.

I do love a good evening in, watching horror movies in the dark.

Posted 10 months ago
As Black Friday approaches, every store employee is psychically doing this with their fellow customer service workers.

As Black Friday approaches, every store employee is psychically doing this with their fellow customer service workers.

Posted 10 months ago
That deep breath at the start of each working day. Come and take me, customers: my body is ready.

That deep breath at the start of each working day. Come and take me, customers: my body is ready.